My Subconscious Seems Polite Enough
I’d have shown everyone my lemon ice box pie from @serendipity_3 but… #serendipity3

I’d have shown everyone my lemon ice box pie from @serendipity_3 but… #serendipity3

gillianjacobs:

Buffyverse Appreciation ϟ Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

I don’t know what kind of man I am anymore.

Only one of my favorites ever 

Wearing my real deal Oakley Cyclops shades today. No sense in having cool stuff if no one ever sees right? #xmen #cyclops #cyclopswasright

Wearing my real deal Oakley Cyclops shades today. No sense in having cool stuff if no one ever sees right? #xmen #cyclops #cyclopswasright

missveryvery:

themyskira:

DD > Didio

literally why we can’t have nice things

THIS.

The cast of THE AVENGERS 2 taking the stage at #SDCC. x

fly-in-the-scrim:

adonutwithamapleglaze:

Musicals are magical. When I’m watching musicals nothing matters. I don’t care about my failures. I don’t worry about my grades or my future. I’m not lonely, I’m not sad. I’m just completely content. They’re perfect. 

Unless you’re the stage manager

Truth.

dduane:

cinzia667:

(via Twitter / LegendsTNT: Brace yourselves, #Legends …)

He was alive when I finished with him. I can’t be blamed for what happens in rewrite. (scowl)

Chandler Bing’s Best Comebacks Part 2

My spirit animal.

clientsfromhell:

Our development team was working on a content management system for a corporate client. It was a big system that administered units produced in a variety of languages and applications and, as a result, required careful user interface design and a lot of backend code.

We were doing a show and…

A brilliant response. I need to remember this.

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE